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Verfahren und mechanische Vorrichtung zum Filetieren eines toten Fisches

   
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Ick globet nICH

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bereit - gewillt - fähig

Heute morgen auf der Bergmannstrasse gesehen! Welche Profession dieser Kleinlaster wohl bewirbt?

Ein Fisch- und Fleischgroßhändler aus Berlin und Umgebung... komisch, dass ich da nicht gleich drauf gekommen bin! ;-)

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Filed under  //   Spam  

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Why I ♥ to work with programmers

An optimist person will say that the glass is half-full.
A pessimist person will say that the glass is half-empty.
A programmer will say that the glass is twice as large as necessary.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about Warnings, we only worry about Errors."

It compiles! Let's ship it.

(I'm not programming (directly;-) and for the sake of the good old times, this one has to be the last of my little programmer joke's selection)
Three women sat discussing their husbands and their sex lives.
"My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed."
"My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive."
"My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."


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She ♥ my Bose® On-Ear Headphones


 

 


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Why I ♥ Berlin


 


Filed under  //   Bergmannkiez   Berlin   Kreuzberg  

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Why I ♥ Berlin

Filed under  //   Bergmannkiez   Berlin   Kreuzberg  

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Hinweis


Wir glauben, auf Ihr Verständnis dafür zu treffen, daß die Funktion von Koffern primär im Schutz des darin befindlichen Inhalts besteht. 



 


Filed under  //   THY   Turkish Airlines  

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real-time crime analysis

Freshly installed IBM Ad campaign at Tegel Airport (TXL), Berlin, Germany, that scares me!
 
Who cares about DNS List Stop Signs against Child Porn Sites by BKA in Germany or switching off Twitter/Friendfeed/Youtube by Nokia Simens Network in Iran...
 
IBM can help: City by City - in REAL-TIME!
 
I know, I am too sensitive... but IBM did much better campaigns in the past!

   
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Filed under  //   Aiport   Berlin   IBM   Real Time   TXL  

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