HerrKrueger’s Posterous

An optimist person will say that the glass is half-full.
A pessimist person will say that the glass is half-empty.
A programmer will say that the glass is twice as large as necessary.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about Warnings, we only worry about Errors."

It compiles! Let's ship it.

(I'm not programming (directly;-) and for the sake of the good old times, this one has to be the last of my little programmer joke's selection)
Three women sat discussing their husbands and their sex lives.
"My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed."
"My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive."
"My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."

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